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      • Since I skipped this one,
        03/31/06
        Mashup something something, blah blah blah, is so zen.

      • OH NOES! TEH FEDS ARE TRYING TO INFRINGE ON
        03/31/06
        COP-ATTACKING ANARCHISTS' INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!

        (In an attempt to gather evidence about who, exactly, decided to attack an SFPD officer. HOW DARE THEY?)

      • I AM IN TEH SUPPORT OF BIOWARFARE
        03/31/06
        VIA DROPPING LIVING THINGS OUT OF AIRPLANES. It's nice to think of what would happen if we chose to drop kittens, not bombs. People would too happy, too joyful to send their crazy young men at us with airplanes and exploding shoes.
        They'd also be too busy cleaning up rotting kitten c

      • Seriously, Is Cory Sick or Something?
        03/31/06
        Here's a video clip of former Disney chairman Michael Eisner interviewing uber-interesting former Imagineering head Bran Ferren, during the debut of Eisner's CNBC talk show (previous BB post). Unfortunately, to view the video you have to be using MSIE6, which cockblocks all Mac users and

      • BoingBoing: A Directory of Conflicts of Interest
        03/30/06
        DON'T FORGET: BOINGBOING EXISTS SOLELY AS A PLACE FOR ME TO POST PLUGS FOR MY FRIENDS' ART SHOWS ! IT IS A TRICK I LEARNED FROM THE MASTER.

        Can't one of those Rethuglican senators create some legislation that outlaws livejournal, and everyone that maintains an account ther

      • Completely Off-Topic: Wikipedia Fun!
        03/30/06
        Some people don't seem to understand what 'libel' is. Here's an example of libel, Wikipidiots:All the guy has ever done is try and make himself feel better about his station in life by attempting to bring others down. Matthew Sharp's legacy is a sad and asocial one, and his

      • Cory Must Be Burnt Out
        03/30/06
        Because Jenny is posting the Disney crap now. Whoop-de-doo.

      • Comic Book Fan Also Has Internet Access
        03/30/06
        and a scanner. Author of comic book doesn't care. Neither does the rest of the world.

      • OMG, I AM SO POWERFUL!111
        03/30/06
        Yesterday, I, like, took time out of my busy schedule of blogging about super-important crap, explaining how to use the <blink> tag to the geriatrics who listen to NPR, and going to my friends' art exhibits, to briefly mention Jill Carroll, and those mujihadeen totally read my blog entr

      • In the theocratic Iranian government system,
        03/29/06
        software-based censorship offenses are considered especially heinous. At least amongst newbie, self-proclaimed "bloggers' rights advocates."

      • When will justice be served?
        03/28/06


        You can change your name, but it doesn't make you not the Moors murderer, you Moors murderer!

      • Attention MeFites:
        03/28/06
        "the "OMG ROFL!1" thing is so 2002."

        ${x} is so ${y} is so ${y-1}. 1993 called, they want their clichés back.

      • OMG, SOMEONE SAID SEX!
        03/28/06
        Right after they said Virtual! And then they said Patent! Blah blah blah.

      • The Feedback Loop Continues: An Open Letter to Jenny Jardin
        03/28/06
        Yes, I'm still talking about this. Apparently it burned Her Royal Heinous' scrawny white ass that xenisucks.com didn't vanish after the bb link, so she added *GASP* a second iteration of my full name, a photograph of me, and a second plug for my band, and demonstrated some FUCKING AWE

      • OMG, FANMAILZ!
        03/27/06
        Name: you suck
        User Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.8.0.1) Gecko/20060124 Firefox/1.5.0.1
        Email: yousuck@more.like
        Subject: get a life.

        Comment:

        On Monday, March 27, 2006, 11:49 AM, you suck wrote:

        get a life.

        I bolded th

      • Oh, also, I forgot to tell you
        03/27/06
        I'm on the radio, and stuff. My parents would be so proud, had I not stormed out that day that I turned 17 and moved to Los Angeles to become a SHOCKING CULTURAL ANALYST OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!111

      • HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ME!
        03/27/06
        See? I TOTALLY HAZ TEH SENZE OF HUMORZ!1111 Really, though, I'm crying on the inside.

      • GIVE US PORN OR GIVE US DEATH
        03/18/06
        LOLOMGROFL, there are Rethuglicans in Congress and some of them are Christians. Some of them even introduce silly legislation that has no chance of going anywhere, so I must dutifully play my part in this drama by calling attention to it instead of letting the bill die silently as it otherwise woul

      • HOWTO surf porn
        03/14/06
        Violet Blue, one of my incestuous friends, and an official member of the Boing Boing Kool Kids Kabal, wrote a HOWTO on surfing for porn. Which was totally fucking necessary. After all, surfing porn is FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE! Not just anyone can hop online and find pictures of TEH SEX!

      • Nerds Love Me
        03/11/06
        So I spend my free time hanging out at their conferences. Does that make me a scene whore? BUT I'M A JOURNALIST! For WIRED, YO!

        You remember Wired, right? That magazine that was cool for like the first few months before it became yet another product release repeater?

        Did

      • OMG, HACKERS!
        03/09/06
        Notice how I completely ignore the fact that Draper is a kiddie-fiddling pervert, as I am, quite simply, unaware of that fact. I wouldn't be, had I ever met Draper, or witnessed him at hacker conventions trying to pick up 12 year old boys.

      • I'm More Multi-Cultural Than You
        03/09/06
        After all, were *you* familiar with this dude?

      • Where in the World is Xeni "Jenny" Jardin?
        03/09/06
        Hard to say, for sure, but it's been a couple days since BoingBoing had any posts about Goatse or vibrators, so maybe she's on some sort of roadtrip. Maybe someone should call the cops. Maybe not.

      • Remember that teenage goth friend of mine who took those pictures?
        03/05/06
        Watch me tell the world that he had a bad time at the bank and stuff! SEX!

      • Whoa, Syrians are EVIL!
        03/05/06
        They're totally censoring BLOG FREEDOM OF SPEECH! The irony is thick.

      • ZOMG, TEH SEX!11
        03/05/06
        If I had an email account, I'd so totally mail this video some friend of mine sent me to everyone on Earth. Instead, I'll post a blog entry about it!

      • 'A FRIEND OF MINE TOOK WASHED-OUT CLOSE-UPS OF ME'
        03/05/06
        And somehow, this is blog-worthy. Look at me! Look at me! Sex! I said sex!