So, I, like, was reading this website called, like, boingboing or, like, something, and, like, did you know that dude called cory or, like, something has, like, a new, like, book or, like, something? WHOA, I"M TOTALLTY GONZA GO GET IT! Cory sez i, like, totally should. He also thinks I should stop drinking and smoking, coz, like, all the cool kids are doing that. And stuff,..

However, in the interest of full disclosure, this actually didn't totally suck. Not totally, anyway. Then again, I'm partial to that cardboard-tearing noise stuff.

Posted live, from the crapflooder's mom's house. She's not that good on the mic, but at least I can chalk "tag a crapflooder's mom" off my list now.